All right, so we're checking out the only game where
you can make hurricanes so big that even Satan himself
has to purchase flood insurance.
It's Hurricane Outbreak.
More kicking science in the balls, damn it.
Hurricane Outbreak is a game where you have to develop
hurricanes that go across the world and kill people.
Now, normally the Hurricanes are air quotes realistic, ranging in
categories from 1:00 to 5:00.
However, when you punch science in the face and take
its girlfriend, you get this scenario where you have hurricanes
that range from category 5 to category 10.
I don't even know what a category 10 hurricane is,
but God damn it, we're going to find out.
I want to kill as many people as possible with
a Category 10 hurricane before we get to the category
10.
I have to see what the other categories feel like
now because no one likes the training wheel hurricanes, otherwise
known as tropical depressions.
I've already completed a bunch of these.
I'm not going to lie.
I really hope that you can take out Canada with
a hurricane.
Not because I have anything against Canada, just because my
Canadian friends are always giving me crap about how I
live in Florida and I'm constantly getting smashed by hurricanes
and they're not.
I like how in this game, the Hurricanes moving away
and everyone's probably like, oh, it missed us.
I'm graced.
Please be.
I don't listen to science.
Don't mind me just taking a stroll in the park
at 103 miles an hour.
Hey, Dominican Republic, you didn't think I forgot about you,
did you?
I'm such a nice guy.
No one's died yet.
Just giving Florida a little kiss while I'm in the
neighborhood right now.
Puerto Rico's like, did that hurricane just pull an illegal
U-turn?
It sure did your ass better get prepared hide your
kids, hide your wife because we flood and everything up
in here.
As you can imagine you get various hurricane upgrades such
as velocity or terminal velocity flying debris.
I have to have this breaking levees, making people homeless.
It's fantastic game and then of course, the crowning jewel
of the abilities area drown the population struggles to survive.
I have to mention to that in the global warming
scenario, one of the scenarios is actually called Lost Civilization.
50 million deaths.
We're doing this.
I don't care what it takes.
I just realized that all the realistic scenario quests have
normal names except for one of them.
This one's called Bigger Better Wetter.
It sounds like some kind of porn film.
I like that In all of Bigger Better Wetter, one
of the things that you need to do is kill
one single person.
We eventually have to kill 50 million people.
So I guess starting with one is net bad.
But first I have to drop the hammer on the
Bahama.
What's going on, y'all?
It's tropical depression Carl here.
My wife just left me and so the Bahamas has
to pay.
I've got to enjoy the Bahamas in Florida while I
can, because I think once we move over to the
global warming map, they get the shaft.
Me trying to hit the Bahamas with a friggin hurricane
is like watching a three-year old attempt to color within
the lines.
I don't know how the hell I just did it
from over here, but whatever.
Finally, bigger, better, wetter, I get to kill my first
person.
Does it matter where they die at?
Because I'd like to do it in Jersey.
I didn't even have to try and I got my
one death son of a bit.
I'm coming New Jersey.
Passaic County baby, got it.
Being the weatherman in this game has to be incredible
because you get to be like.
As Hurricane Tyler prepares to drive its mighty fist into
Florida, it suddenly makes a freaking left hand turn off
of the Turnpike and decides to go for the Bahamas,
curb stomping the Mother Nature style.
Not giving a shit about the jet stream.
It moves straight through Cuba.
The hell kicks Cozumel in the face as well as
the Yucatan.
And that's how you become bigger, better and wetter some.
I had one single death.
I don't even know how it happened.
It probably wasn't even in relationship to the hurricane.
Probably like one guy found out his granddaughter's pregnant and
he drove off a bridge or something.
That moment when you're driving around, you're the sad little
tropical depression, and then all of a sudden you do
a ton of cocaine and you turn into a category
one hurricane.
The most unrealistic part of this game is the thought
that anyone in Florida would evacuate for a category 2
hurricane.
You're lucky if you get a day off down here
in a category 2 hurricane.
OK, screw the regular campaign.
I made it straight to the global warming.
Now I have got a ton of points to spend
later but I want to see what kind of anus
ruining power a category 6 hurricane has.
I like how my quest is to kill 200,000 people.
It's like, I mean some kind of MMO and they're
like pick a class and I chose hurricane.
We're going for Canada.
I need to make a left turn Jamaica.
I'm sorry, You're kind of in the way I'm going
across.
It's the median over here.
I'm not going to lie, the anus of the devil
over here is starting to get pretty damn big.
We're at a category 6 and 330 miles an hour.
Texas people are dying.
There's like 400 people down already.
I don't want to complete this campaign yet.
I want to get to Canada.
Hold on.
OK, On the plus side, only like 25,000 people are
dead from that past.
We got to work it out for us to kill
50 million.
Don't mind me, US just going up the coast over
here.
Here.
Nothing to worry about.
Canada coming.
God damn it.
There's so many states in the way.
The hurricane has died.
Clearly, we need more hurricane powers.
I told you I had racked up some points.
Yeah, go ahead and give me that.
Yeah, that too.
Whatever this is, I want it causing damage.
Gives the hurricane strength.
Yes.
If I could buy it twice, I would.
Actually, apparently I can buy it twice.
My hurricane now has a gas pedal.
This is amazing.
240 miles an hour seems like enough enough speed to
go say hello.
Go ahead and really slow down for this.
Oh my God, that moment when your hurricane is bigger
than all of the islands.
Thanks to the upgrades I can literally do like three
60s all over the country.
Killing 200,000 people is a lot harder than I thought.
I can't wait to see the category 10 hurricane.
It's going to be the size of the entire map.
Come here Florida, I'm just here to say hello.
East Coast.
Got it.
Category 7 hurricane time.
Hold on, I have enough to upgrade something.
Flying debris.
This is the skill that all the Hurricanes that hit
me in Southwest Florida have.
They keep destroying all my Bud Light art.
OK, this is starting to get ridiculous.
420 miles an hour.
I'm sorry, 435?
Don't mind me, just taking a shortcut over to grandma's
house through Mexico.
It's very unfortunate 500,000 people have to die so that
I can continue through the the different quests.
You know it's a bad day when a hurricane literally
does a hairpin turn.
I'm coming for that ass fair cruise.
Oh my God, I've killed 1,000,000 people already.
Driving a category 10 hurricane like I stole it is
going to be the crowning highlight of my life.
The game says you need 50 million deaths in order
to complete the final mission.
I kind of wonder if we can get 100 million.
These storm clouds came to the wrong freaking neighbourhood.
Well, almost 2 million people dead.
Price gouging.
What an amazing and awful thing to buy.
Nothing like paying $8 for a gallon of freaking gas.
Category 8.
I feel like once you finally get to category 10
it just doesn't matter anymore.
You become the Clint Eastwood of hurricanes.
You're like, you got to ask yourself, did I kill
you at 800 mile an hour winds or 900 mile?
The person would be like, does it really matter?
No, I don't feel lucky.
Nothing quite like driving a hurricane around the size of
Australia.
Actually, it's not quite that big yet.
We'll get there.
I've decided I would let California taste the fist of
the North Star.
592 mile an hour winds, excess.
I'm home.
All right, California's next.
My hurricane went limp, so I need to get some
more clouds.
I like how this mission needed an extra category.
So it was like Idaho.
I know it said hit California with a category 5,
but if I do it with a category 8, does
it still count?
Survey says yes, it does.
Idaho.
I'm here for that $10.
You owe me, you bastards.
Hurricane Karen was over here, pal, driving the middle of
the United States of America and all we racked up
was 400,000 deaths.
Not good enough.
OK, we can get category 9.
Don't worry, Mexico.
I'll be back after I do a bunch of steroids.
I thought category 8 was stupid.
700 mile an hour winds hitting your target isn't that
hard when your hurricane is like 800 miles across.
Oh my God we're racking up record kills.
I actually can't get any smaller.
The hurricane so big and sucks up water vapor from
across the goddamn map.
There is so many numbers on the screen right now
for the amount of people that are dying horribly.
I don't even know what's happening.
I had to stop for gas over in Mexico.
I also ended up killing like 2 million people.
OK I've made so many goddamn U turns on the
South part of the globe.
It's like I'm trying to finger paint with the planet
except the only paint color I have is the blood
of the innocent.
God it's like my freaking hurricane is being driven by
a guy who hates getting out and asking for directions.
South America, I'm not going to miss you.
That was the biggest pain in the ass quest I've
ever done in my life.
God, 3.5 million people had to die I just so
I could be in pain for the last 30 minutes.
But it was all worth it because finally I get
to see what a category 10 hurricane looks like.
I've been waiting for this.
Finally, I get to purchase Drown.
I like how there's absolutely no quests for this other
than kill 50 million people.
Note the baby hurricane in its natural habitat.
It can barely stand.
Its mother has been in prison for drug abuse for
the last 30 years.
All right, tropical storm.
They made five additional categories for this day.
You got to kill at least 20 million people in
Florida, though, since that's my hometown category.
Ten winds are only 780 miles an hour, though.
Maybe.
All right, maybe I was wrong.
It's like 820 now.
I was going to say, maybe it's not that bad.
We're going to get up to 900 an hour.
It's at this point where your vehicle isn't getting tossed
down the street anymore.
The hurricane is literally kicking a field goal with it.
It's just a giant tornado.
That's all it is at this point.
How's it going everyone?
Hurricane Lucifer's here to collect.
Got to move so fast.
I'm already in New York screwing things up.
I like how people are dying and I'm not even
close to that area anymore.
They're just like still drowning from the waves.
Part of me wonders if I'm just eventually going to
run out of people to kill over here in Texas.
I'm just doing Donuts over here by Panama.
That moment when a hurricane has a flat tire right
in your backyard in South America.
Sorry guys, that was 5 million kills right there.
What an awful life all these people have to go
through the 100 year hurricane that never stops.
It's just making a tic tac toe board out of
the South part of the planet that killed 50 million
People's a lot harder than it sounds.
OK I've literally murdered all of Panama.
I need to find a new place.
Mexico it is.
People aren't even trying to prepare anymore.
These little icons here are the people who are like
trying to evacuate and stuff.
At this point, everyone's like, you know what?
I always wanted to go into space.
This is like the thrift store astronaut training program we've
got going on.
Everyone over here understands.
They've been hit so many damn times.
They're like, not today, Satan.
You can see the lines just going back and forth
through their backyard.
Come on.
I just need 6,000,000 more sacrifices.
I want to unlock the sandbox mode.
Damn it.
Thank you.
Jesus.
See, it takes 50 million souls in order to unlock
the sandbox mode.
Yeah, we did it.
We made everyone enjoy category 10 Christmas because now I
get to kill the entire planet at my leisure.
It's like a shopping spree, though.
You only get 10 minutes to see how many lives
you can snuff out.
I just exposed 82.7 million people to my hurricane.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm fulfilling my lifelong dream right now, which is to
draw the word eat out in the ocean with a
hurricane.
They say it can't be done.
I've already got the Y God damn it.
On the plus side, once I finish the YE, I
get to destroy the Bahamas.
I think the saddest part is that a ton of
people have to die for this yeet.
All right, the E kind of looks like it was
made by someone having an epileptic seizure, but we're getting
there.
This is kind of a weird thing to tell you
all, but if you ever want to draw a yeet
with your hurricane, you're best doing like full 360 so
that the hurricane slows down as much as possible.
The bottom of the second is kind of tumorous shaped.
All right.
There's the second E, although this one looks a lot
like it's on meth or something.
How great my T is penetrating my E.
And there's the top part of the T, although it
it's kind of like the top part has elephantitis.
I think I'm satisfied with that level of chaos.
Sorry, Florida.
Anyway, folks, hope you do this episode of Hurricane outbreak.
Till next time, stay foxy.
Much love.