Is this a bathroom?
Exactly.
Yes, that's a bathroom.
You never told me we had a toilet.
It's not a good one.
We cans.
Charlie, what's the first word that comes to your mind
to describe us?
Subtle.
What are you doing?
I'm grabbing a Ding Dong.
Classy.
You guys do understand what inflation is?
Yeah.
Yes.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
But for the sake of argument, yeah.
Pretend we don't.
We are interested in featuring your bar on our show.
Sounds kind of cool.
What the hell are you doing?
I don't know if I want to be on a
show where they make us with jerks.
The cooter is most likely on fire from a yeast
infection.
And go in the bathroom, Rinse it out and be
better next time.
I'd hate if they, like, edited it.
Like make me look dumb or something.
Why is it going off in my stomach?
Because you have a belly full of nickels.
Nice.
It might smell a little funky in here, Mr.
Malcolm.
I did vomit in his car earlier.
Oh perfect, I've broken every single bone in my hand.
I'm going to scream now because I can't hold it
in.
So here we go.