WEBVTT NOTE recognizability 0.865 NOTE language en-us 00:00:00.130 --> 00:00:03.440 Today's andrew cuomo's last...governor of new york and it's 00:00:03.440 --> 00:00:08.280 a sad day not because of the way he's leaving because of all the great work 00:00:08.280 --> 00:00:13.110 he's left undone so many staffers left on harassed so many 00:00:13.110 --> 00:00:16.740 grandmothers left alive free to play another around a checkers 00:00:16.740 --> 00:00:20.520 ...nursing homes and while these packed up all his belongings 00:00:20.520 --> 00:00:21.990 ...governor's mansion 00:00:21.990 --> 00:00:27.350 ...reportedly leaving something behind his dog captain 00:00:27.350 --> 00:00:31.470 three-year-old siberian husky mix according to reports the love 00:00:31.470 --> 00:00:36.350 gov is begging mansion staffers to take the dog office... 00:00:36.350 --> 00:00:39.670 Although is...when...only temporary 00:00:39.670 --> 00:00:43.450 ...now most of the mark stein shell. 00:00:43.450 --> 00:00:48.680 Mark he's homeless the governor doesn't at all...is... 00:00:48.680 --> 00:00:55.220 this generates now in these asking for the made all hold the dog what's up. 00:00:55.220 --> 00:01:00.480 ...this dog and the...is that what it because the dog 00:01:00.480 --> 00:01:06.290 apparently just drags the stuff is around in the 00:01:06.290 --> 00:01:10.950 ...just like the...and they and cuomo...says 00:01:10.950 --> 00:01:16.870 that the dog year...all over the top...is...me just like the government to 00:01:16.870 --> 00:01:20.460 ...hole some of the new venue might thing but 00:01:20.460 --> 00:01:22.750 ...listening to the previous segment that, 00:01:22.750 --> 00:01:28.480 you know, what's-his-name...with...add-on just reflecting on how 00:01:28.480 --> 00:01:33.160 totally fake everything in politics is now I 00:01:33.160 --> 00:01:36.430 was watching one of these fire breathing mahler's from. 00:01:36.430 --> 00:01:41.090 Kabul this morning and say we like about those guys but they seem to be for 00:01:41.090 --> 00:01:45.410 ...in american politics...I'm not advocating that by take 00:01:45.410 --> 00:01:48.750 ...here but compared to the people whose dog is a 00:01:48.750 --> 00:01:52.980 probe where even your pets totally frank. 00:01:52.980 --> 00:01:56.150 And, you know, this dog is cold captain and 00:01:56.150 --> 00:01:59.760 buying them stories cold major amazon women 00:01:59.760 --> 00:02:04.610 somewhere that some democrat focus group has said you sound moral 00:02:04.610 --> 00:02:09.610 ...if you have a dog with a military rank so if I have 00:02:09.610 --> 00:02:14.490 a run for anything I'm going to have a dog like that chief of staff 00:02:14.490 --> 00:02:18.260 millie guy and I'm going to have a dog called full star general and 00:02:18.260 --> 00:02:22.700 ...won't be able to catch like cats because...down by too many medals 00:02:22.700 --> 00:02:27.300 everything is everything is...site and the only thing that isn't fake 00:02:27.300 --> 00:02:31.180 was trump who was attacked for saying he wasn't interested in having a 00:02:31.180 --> 00:02:35.930 white have stalled because you wouldn't have time to look after the dog our own 00:02:35.930 --> 00:02:40.110 see trump has a dog guys stroke and a little puppy on 00:02:40.110 --> 00:02:43.350 his lap watching tv off the wing of the 00:02:43.350 --> 00:02:48.100 ...just don't see it but that...me...of fraud and...like dogs 00:02:48.100 --> 00:02:53.740 ...didn't focus group ...admiral in do is... 00:02:53.740 --> 00:02:57.070 you see these images mark use if 00:02:57.070 --> 00:03:01.900 I was a republican is what I would do I would put a little picture of 00:03:01.900 --> 00:03:06.520 chop dancing with cold...like do-do-do-do and I'd split screen it 00:03:06.520 --> 00:03:10.760 and with the taliban holding an...m for surrounding the 00:03:10.760 --> 00:03:14.430 kabul airport while americans are stranded and I'll just say 00:03:14.430 --> 00:03:19.170 it's priorities people it's priorities...just...americans well 00:03:19.170 --> 00:03:25.630 ...dancing here in the streets and that's fake...because we all know that check 00:03:25.630 --> 00:03:30.800 and bad lose flow our late-night guy we all know...not real friends... 00:03:30.800 --> 00:03:35.790 they pretending to...dancing partners that's pathetic the proper 00:03:35.790 --> 00:03:41.360 relationship between showbiz and politics is when sam rayburn... 00:03:41.360 --> 00:03:46.320 house in the nineteen fifties made the mistake of putting his hand on frank sinatra's 00:03:46.320 --> 00:03:50.980 toned...frank said hands all the threads great this guy told 00:03:50.980 --> 00:03:56.610 ...is prosthetic in not doing bands of the threads great to jump through 00:03:56.610 --> 00:04:01.610 ...a great why they...needs to go work on his monologue because god 00:04:01.610 --> 00:04:04.080 ...just smoke them last... 00:04:04.080 --> 00:04:08.630 Get off...lake lemaire get back to work...followed 00:04:08.630 --> 00:04:13.040 ...seven thirty seven writers and he's got milk jugs 00:04:13.040 --> 00:04:17.950 ...monologue that's a fun us that's right I imagine if I had thirty seven writers 00:04:19.830 --> 00:04:22.550 ...to my age and no, you're, 00:04:22.550 --> 00:04:27.290 you're, you're pretty good just read the twenty six guys that's right so I just 00:04:27.290 --> 00:04:32.030 seen twenty six and that's all I need...need any... 00:04:33.240 --> 00:04:37.850 Not at all...straight from is crazy brand thank you mark we appreciate.