One, we don't want to hear you blow your nose
while we are in a close,
tight environment. That is disrespectful to other people and I
feel like you could go to the bathroom and blow
your nose.
Two, if you have to pass gas,
go to the bathroom. We know what a fart smells
like.
For all the people out there that get on the
airplane,
take off their shoes and then go to the bathroom
without shoes on,
what are you thinking?
Hold on, you want to get some girl?