Just let me have just one beer tonight.
Jesus would go with them.
There was this music. Man,
I cannot wait to get the hell out of this
kodunk town.
Well, make sure you do before it's too light,
because every year you buy it,
you just get more and more stuck here.
Believe me, I'm not actually know what I was thinking.
That's weird. I'll get you all some ketchup.
Guess what happened tonight? Got a date?
No.
A vampire came into the bar.
You know how many people are having sex with vampires
these days?
You would be surprised. People,
you know, sometimes those people disappear.
Apparently. There's this vampire bar in Shreveport,
Fantasia.
He's setting up a date with the vampire.
What do you have a death wish?
You look like vampire bait.
So are you saying you think I look nice?
Vampires think about one thing and one thing only,
Drinking your blood. I think we need to stop seeing
each other.
'S.
What are you? I told you.
I'm always dressed.