Oh, hello there, everyone. So it's just Chipmunk Joe here
with his,
his cheeks full of food.
Actually, I haven't eaten in like a while.
It's probably, I don't know,
like yesterday afternoon it's 11,
The next day maybe it's been like 24.
No, not 24 hours. I don't know.
I'm making some eggy. Anyas up in here.
Yeah, some scrambled eggies. I think these are the only
things that can really
eat, 'cause it's like soft and I can't really eat
hard foods.
But
yes,
ow
holy Shih tzus. What the heck did I step on?
Oh my God. Ow, I think I just stepped on
glass.
Oh my God. Ow ow.
What the hell is this?
Oh my God.
Maybe it's nothing. I don't know if it really hurt.
Oh, my God. What the heck is this?
Holy shit. Where'd that come from?
There's glass.
Oh, my gosh. I could have,
like, gotten some disease. Oh,
it's bleeding.
OK, I need to go figure out what that came
from.
All right, guys.
Hitch, I got a Boo Boo.
Kiss it and make it feel better.
Please kiss it.
Fine. Rude.
Wow. I don't really know when I'm going to go
get my haircut
in, like, a little bit.
So get rid of this monstrosity.
So I guess you'll see me once that's all taken
care of.
And voila, it is complete.
I'm really happy with it.
I mean, yeah, I still need to style it my
way,
but it looks pretty good.
I'm happy. Yeah. Yeah, Yeah.
All right. What next? What do I do today?
I'm. I'm hungry. I'm gonna go probably get something to
eat and then I don't know whether it is.
Actually, I do know where the day's gonna take me.
I'm going to see the Cirque
Totem show in LA. Olga hooked me up with some
tickets.
So gonna go do that?
Oh no, this woman's giving this guy a ticket,
you meanie.
That's so sad. I should just go and put some
money in his meter,
but I think it's too late 'cause he's already taking
the photos.
All right, time to go till I can't go no
more is what I got to need.
OK, so made it home,
did a little grocery shopping,
but I had to take some Advil and I took
3 pills and I put them in my mouth and
then all of a sudden there was only two in
my mouth. So I think one of them got sucked
up by my my cheek and it's just hanging out
in my mouth and the
the void of space in my mouth.
So I don't know what happened to the third one
'cause I like Oh my tongue and all I said
was 2 but I'm positive I put 3IN.
So anyways hopefully it dissolves.
It does something. I went and got some food for
me to eat.
I got some broccoli soup.
I got myself a smoothie.
What is this one called?
Banana banshee. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And some Greek yogurt and some protein for when I
make smoothies later.
So yeah, that's what my life is going to be
for the next day.
Or two more Yum Soft foods.
I just want my chicken,
that's all.
Hello there everyone. So I'm back home now.
Well, actually, I wasn't even able to record at the
freaking Cirque du Soleil show.
Oh, it's dark in here.
Let me the world like nobody else.
So yeah, what was I saying?
Cirque du les so cool.
But unfortunately I got yelled at when I tried recording,
so I just just had not take my camera out
anymore.
These drugs have made me so tired
I can barely keep my eyes open so
I don't even know what to say.
I can't even.
I could literally just close my eyes.
What would
you guys deal if I really fell asleep?
Because I'd be editing that part out.
But
anyways, eyeballs stay awake. Keep this half of my body
or or
going all right, not making any sense.
Oh yeah, I don't even talk about.
OK, so you guys are so funny.
I'm glad you guys enjoyed me in my drugged up
state.
I decided that if that video reaches
100,000 likes, I will upload the unedited version
'cause I cut out a bunch of stuff that
I was embarrassed about and also
I swore a lot I had to cut a lot
of the clips out.
So if you guys want an unedited version,
100,000 mics, I'll do it.
But anyways, I love you.
I will see you guys tomorrow.
Maybe it won't be able to in your favour
if it's 3 bucks a diamond in the middle.
Yeah, you're sleeping. But I was asleep.
But like, they weren't even.
They're like, all right.