I have just made the hilarious realization that after five
years of marriage and like years of dating previous that
my husband has never seen my natural skin tone ever.
Because I just went a week without putting on self
Tanner just because I was tired and busy.
And he was gravely concerned for my health and kept
asking me if I felt OK.
Like did I feel sick?
Do I need to sit down?
Do I need some water?
Like he was man was concerned.
And I finally was like, why do you keep asking
me?
I feel fine.
And he's like, no, you're so pale.
Like I can see your veins.
And I was like, well, I do have a circulatory
system like that is true.
And I finally realized he is unaware that my natural
skin tone shade is probably called like Victorian waif.
I would say because I have a really unhealthy aggressive
addiction to soft Tanner.
I'm going to go put some more on right now.